Saturday, 26 April 2008

• I died laughing

  20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

  
  

  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They  Slow Down.
   
  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

  4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

  5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

  6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

  7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
  

  
  

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