Most esteemed ladies and gentlemen,
Alas, as you find me indisposed on account of sloth
fatigue (ingesting obscene amounts of ice cream is a matter of great toil, I kid thee not !) I have excused myself from the task of creating an inventory of items worth pursuing on other blogs; a task which, though by no means disagreeable, feels like an effort beyond the frail strengths of one thus fatigued. Others, of a more industrious disposition than yours truly, have engaged in admirable toil of creating editions of weekend reading persual worthy of the occasion that is Easter; therefore I dare to presume that you will find yourself in no way lacking in pleasurable diversion. Without ado, my fair ladies and esteemed gentlemen, I present to you:
It is my sincerest wish that you may find these to your satisfaction.
with much esteem,